A touch screen knife with a Siri-esque voice. It lets you know how fresh your food is, whether it's contaminated, and give you the nutrition info for what you're chopping. I don't know that I would buy this, but I would definitely like to use one!
How cute! You drop this little guy (his name is Al, like al dente) into the water with your pasta, and he sings different opera songs at 7, 9, and 11 minutes. So depending on how you like your pasta, just listen for your song!