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Why did I laugh so hard at this

Contributed by Evangeline Nguyen

-knock knock -who's there -daisy -daisy who? -daisy me rollin, they hating

Contributed by Kay La

What did yes say to no? ---Maybe

Contributed by Laura Diana Escamilla

Why can't a bank keep a secret? -- It has too many tellers!

Contributed by Laura Diana Escamilla

I named my hard drive "dat ass," so once a month my computer asks if I want to "back dat ass up."

Contributed by Alicia Kimberly Hauskins

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 + 5 on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the "10" button.

Contributed by Alicia Kimberly Hauskins

Golfer: "I'd move heaven & earth to break 100 on this course." Caddy: "Try heaven; you've already moved most of the earth."

Contributed by Alicia Kimberly Hauskins

Yo momma is so fat when she fell in the Grand Canyon she got stuck.

Contributed by Alicia Kimberly Hauskins

Q: Why did the reporter rush into the ice cream shop? A: He was looking for a scoop.

Contributed by Alicia Kimberly Hauskins

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."

Contributed by Alicia Kimberly Hauskins