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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution? H. L. Mencken

Contributed by Adam Greenlee

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. Will Rogers

Contributed by Adam Greenlee

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. Groucho Marx

Contributed by Adam Greenlee

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. Rita Rudner

Contributed by Adam Greenlee

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. George Burns

Contributed by Adam Greenlee

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. Bill Hicks

Contributed by Adam Greenlee

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.

Contributed by Adam Greenlee

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

Contributed by Adam Greenlee

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.

Contributed by Adam Greenlee

Stinks if you did the entire test...

...but it's funny if you're not the one taking it :)

Contributed by Hanna Alzoubi