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These are some of the 801 Amazon reviews for the 5 lbs bag of sugar-free gummy bears... they are amazing. Just...trust me, you have to read them! Example: "I realize that at some point in the very near to immediate future I am going to have to allow this lava from Satan to forcefully expel itself from my innards. I also realize that I have to walk up 24 stairs just to get to level ground in hopes to make it to the bathroom. I’ll just have to sit here stiff as a board for a few moments waiting for the pain to subside. About 30 seconds later there is a slight calm in the storm of the violent hurricane that is going on in my lower intestine.."
Contributed by Alicia Kimberly Hauskins
A few years back when I was in high school, I got together with a few friends one night with the goal of making a giant gummy bear. We drove around to many stores looking for a giant animal cracker container shaped like a bear. Once we found one we bought as many bags of gummy bears as we could. We ended up separating all of the gummy bears into colors, then cutting the animal cracker container in half, then taping it back together. We melted the gummy bears by color in the microwave, and poured them into the animal cracker container, letting each color set a little bit before adding the next. We let it sit in the freezer over night, and the next morning we took the container off, and we had ourselves a giant gummy bear!
Contributed by Greg Auld