Jack got Liz's input on baby names. Claire? Claire??!! Joanne? Well, I'll look forward to visiting her.. and her wife on their FARM. Jacqueline? Jackie? Like a little Jack but with boobs? Kylie? Great, she can strip her way through community college. I'm Daphne Donaghy! I saw a turtle!!
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Heavy is the hand that eats the crayons. I'm gonna go take a nap. See you in ten hours. No, allergies are real! if I eat a strawberry, my throat shuts up faster than a girl in math class. You are wise Liz lemon. like a genetically mutated shark I met this cute paramedic yesterday. He thinks I'm incredible. we're perfect for each other! When you wake a sleepwalker you run the risk of getting urinated on Do you want a hug? What is this, the Italian parliament? No, thank you. Have you ever been to Florida? It's basically a criminal population. It's America's Australia! Before you hear crazy rumors and start believing them, the gibbon do not attack Jenna, he was trying to mate with her face. Liz lemon, I may hug people too hard and get lost at malls, but I'm not an idiot. You take a hot dog stuff it with some jack cheese put it in a pizza... You got cheesy blasters The rule of three doesn't exist. It's a myth. Like going bald with dignity. All anyone wants in life is to sit in peace and eat a sandwich She's probably having beach sex, which is the third best sex after elevator and White House. Kenneth, your haircut is disrespectful to lesbians That's later. maybe we'll be dead by then. (That would be great.) I'm proud of you sir. it's like a whole new part of your heart opened up. That's good because they keep telling me it's pretty clogged. I'm sure she's down there sitting on a curb, chain-smoking, waiting for me to come out. just like today I was born. On Valentine's Day Angie and I rent a room with a heart shaped hot tub and cook chili in it. Then we take it to a soup kitchen, and that's where stuff starts to get sexy! I'm proud of you. you have a good heart. I hope you get in a car accident someday so I can have it. And then one time I kissed a girl at summer camp on a dare but then she drowned! When I go to sleep nothing happens in the world! I was attacked in my apartment! Quiet. If we do have government make it as small as possible. dwarves little buildings pizza bagels for lunch. Relationships are like sharks. If you're not left with several bite marks after, you're doing if wrong. I want you to get better. Because, and I mean this, I'm TIREd of talking so much to all woman I'm not having sex with. Crush it in your mind vice. I ate him, sir. I ate my father pig The ocean's awesome and for winners. You're the tool! It's not rape if neither party really wants it! Valentines is the perfect day to meet vulnerable women. It's Scumbag Christmas! I love my wife. I want her to be happy. But more than that, I want to do nothing. Florida: America's penis.
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Some more interesting foods and beverages eaten more in Peru that anywhere else are ceviche (fish marinated in lime juice in a way that cooks the food), Inca Cola (a soda created by the Coca-Cola company primarily for consumption in Peru, tasting a bit like bubble gum or cream soda), Chicha Morada (a sweet purple corn drink), llama meat, alpaca meat, andrachi (intestines, usually from a cow). Comment on this page if you have more examples of delicious Peruvian food. Corn seems to be a base for everything, a staple kept from Incan and pre-Incan times.
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